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Don’t Call Me, Please

Posted on June 11, 2021April 20, 2022 by alexis

Hey, you weirdo

don’t call me.

If my phone rings,

I’m up a tree.

 

Hey you, adult,

send me a text,

or maybe email,

that’s better yet.

 

Please don’t call

or I may just cry.

I will not answer

but may certainly die.

 

Don’t leave a message

At the beep.

I’m not busy

But I’ll pretend to be.

 

Don’t lecture me,

I won’t take your call.

You ought to know

I’m anti-social.

 

Draw me a picture

or send a letter,

or why don’t you just

find a friend who’s… better!

 
 

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