{"id":33,"date":"2017-11-26T11:59:00","date_gmt":"2017-11-26T11:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/141.148.246.190\/index.php\/25-3\/the-tallest-statue-part-one\/"},"modified":"2022-04-19T09:58:01","modified_gmt":"2022-04-19T09:58:01","slug":"the-tallest-statue-part-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.alexisveenendaal.com\/index.php\/2017\/11\/26\/the-tallest-statue-part-one\/","title":{"rendered":"The Tallest Statue: Part One"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"SITE_CONTAINER\">\n<div id=\"main_MF\">\n<div id=\"BACKGROUND_GROUP\">\n<div id=\"BACKGROUND_GROUP_TRANSITION_GROUP\">\n<div id=\"site-root\">\n<div id=\"masterPage\" class=\"mesh-layout\"><main id=\"PAGES_CONTAINER\" tabindex=\"-1\"><\/p>\n<div id=\"SITE_PAGES\">\n<div id=\"SITE_PAGES_TRANSITION_GROUP\" class=\"_2YGAo\">\n<div id=\"cgla\" class=\"Ry26q\">\n<div class=\"_3CemL\" data-testid=\"page-bg\">\n<div class=\"_3K7uv\">\n<div id=\"Containercgla\" class=\"_1KV2M\">\n<div class=\"\" data-mesh-id=\"ContainercglainlineContent\" data-testid=\"inline-content\">\n<div data-mesh-id=\"ContainercglainlineContent-gridContainer\" data-testid=\"mesh-container-content\">\n<div id=\"TPAMultiSection_kfs95fbo\">\n<div class=\"TPAMultiSection_kfs95fbo\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"use-media-queries\" style=\"--root-width: 100vw;\" data-hook=\"responsive-listener\">\n<div class=\"NqOR6 blog-background-color PJALf is-desktop app-desktop\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<div id=\"new-blog-popover-root\" class=\"_9KIBf\">\n<div id=\"content-wrapper\">\n<div class=\"znjNN FpkmF G+Ew8 blog-post-page-font\" data-hook=\"post-page\">\n<div class=\"ePykw\">\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div class=\"_8slRW\">\n<article class=\"ms7aY blog-post-page-font blog-card-background-color blog-card-border-color blog-text-color undefined\" style=\"border-width: 0;\" data-hook=\"post\">\n<div class=\"rZ4lf\">\n<div class=\"ZpV9q\">\n<div class=\"SFQRB\" data-hook=\"post-description\">\n<article class=\"blog-post-page-font\">\n<div class=\"post-content__body\">\n<div class=\"DHTiu\">\n<div class=\"DHTiu\">\n<div class=\"LUaQN qUxWM _3Z+zE\" style=\"--rce-text-color: #ffffff; --rce-opaque-background-color: #1f1f1f; --rce-divider-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.2); --rce-active-divider-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0.5); --rce-highlighted-color: #9c9c31; --rce-link-hashtag-color: #9c9c31; --rce-mobile-font-size: 16px; --rce-header-two-font-size: 25px; --rce-header-three-font-size: 19px; --rce-header-four-font-size: 17px; --rce-header-five-font-size: 15px; --rce-header-six-font-size: 13px; --rce-mobile-header-two-font-size: 24px; --rce-mobile-header-three-font-size: 20px; --rce-mobile-header-four-font-size: 20px; --rce-mobile-header-five-font-size: 20px; --rce-mobile-header-six-font-size: 20px; --rce-mobile-quotes-font-size: 20px;\" data-rce-version=\"8.70.33\">\n<div class=\"kvdbP ZUTsX SO4Kx _1O7aH\" dir=\"ltr\" data-id=\"rich-content-viewer\">\n<div class=\"_1hN1O NwZmu _3EPBy\">\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block-first\">\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block1\">\n<p id=\"viewer-6jaih\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> The Midgards treated foreign nobility fairly and richly, and made them feel higher than the norm. They gave them gifts and exotic foods, and sung them songs. Their people spoke in a language that always seemed to have two meanings. It was unique and vague, but hardly cruel.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block2\">\n<p id=\"viewer-a8avf\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\">Everything about the Midgard\u2019s was admirable and intelligent, though it did not lack in disguise. That is what Perdita found most appealing.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block3\">\n<p id=\"viewer-2m8tg\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> The lavish room in which Perdita was placed made her own palace look like squalor in comparison. She couldn\u2019t believe the elegance, nor the way the natural light peered in through the central glass dome, and hit each crystal vase with colours she couldn\u2019t remember noticing anywhere else. Coloured feathers and flora covered nearly every white surface. The smells, even, were noticeably aromatic.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block4\">\n<p id=\"viewer-e31nq\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> It was as though her entire life had been as a patch-clothed peasant feasting on sickly rats. In her head, the melodrama was exquisite to compare. In her head, it remained.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block5\">\n<p id=\"viewer-dbogs\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\">Perdita loved her palace life always, and thought it quaint. Her life had always been simple and royal, and, in the eyes of most everyone including herself, it was perfect. Everything worked, and she wanted for nothing.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block6\">\n<p id=\"viewer-dla1j\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> That was, until she left home in search of a destination. She learned of the Midgard\u2019s and their way of life, and the diverging path led her there. A struggle is what she craved most of all. No other satisfaction could defeat it.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block7\">\n<p id=\"viewer-aa013\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201cMy duchess, Torin of the Guardian\u2019s household is here to escort you,\u201d a young servant announced, bowing as he approached through the stone archway of the open door. The servant\u2019s features were vague and unimpressionable.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block8\">\n<p id=\"viewer-64g97\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> As promised, a man approached moments later. She expected him to be brutish and superior. Surprisingly, as with the other Midgard\u2019s she had encountered, he wore no uniform nor militant garb. His shirt was a tarnished burgundy and his hair was speckled with gray, yet his face was young. \u201cDuchess Ka, may I take your arm?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block9\">\n<p id=\"viewer-7auf7\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> She hesitated, drawing herself up to her full, unintimidating height. \u201cIf you would but lead me through the door, sir, I believe I can take the steps myself.\u201d In her culture, contact of any kind was meaningful. It was not an exchange meant for strangers, especially between servants and nobility.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block10\">\n<p id=\"viewer-9fbjd\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Unoffended, Torin bowed his head slightly and gestured her forward, falling into step beside her. His eyes met hers, level. \u201cThe And\u2019s are very pleased that you are staying with us. They are anxious to learn more of your home and its people.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block11\">\n<p id=\"viewer-eat6i\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Perdita raised her eyebrow slightly, processing the words in their, likely, two meanings. She grasped nothing of note. \u201cI, too, am anxious for it.\u201d She was more anxious than she let on, yet her stride was smoother than she recalled, and she felt confidence in her chin.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block12\">\n<p id=\"viewer-7kcg6\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201cI am certain of it,\u201d Torin replied, leading her past a long hallway and through an adjacent door, which made not-so-much as a sound when it was heavily pushed aside.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block13\">\n<p id=\"viewer-d1sl7\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> The room was nearly empty, full of white pedestals that carried no carving upon their base. All except two, anyways. As they walked along these large stone cubes, Perdita glanced long at the first of the two statues. Both were of men, but one towered much taller over the other. She thought it intriguing, but walked past on Torin\u2019s ushering. The carvings remained with her, even as she left them behind.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block14\">\n<p id=\"viewer-91so3\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> At the end of the white room there was a large peacock pecking at a speckled portion of the granite floor. It did not even look up as the duchess and the Midgardian walked nearly over its outstretched tail. A thick gray curtain hung plainly across the far wall, and Torin moved to pull it aside. It struck Perdita that this curtain was oddly undressed in such an elaborate place. The room was out-of-place, and she felt the hairs on her neck stand on end. It was not an altogether unpleasant feeling, being uncomfortable. She was aware of how unused to that particular sensation she was until lately. The curtain moved aside, and revealed a young woman sitting in a perfect cubicle with her legs tightly crossed and her eyes softly closed. She was humming to herself, fanning a black feather before her face, and the flick of a smile tested the edges of her lips. The woman was completely unclothed, and Perdita found herself blush, yet also felt unembarrassed. The boldness of Torin surprised her, much as the boldness of this woman sent trills of admiration up her spine, straightening it slightly more.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block15\">\n<p id=\"viewer-95r89\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> The peacock squawked behind them once, and then trailed away to peck at the smaller of the two statues. Perdita hardly stirred to look at it.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block16\">\n<p id=\"viewer-1r1c0\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201cOra, I present a guest to you. She is new to Midgard, and would appreciate any guidance you may supply before presenting to your family.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block17\">\n<p id=\"viewer-dlg0e\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Ora opened her right eye, only slightly. She hummed a final note, and then stood in one swift motion. Only once she stood upright did she open her eyes fully. Her eyes were dark and telling, and before Perdita could step back, the young woman had grabbed her wrists and kissed her fully on the mouth. \u201cWelcome, duchess. My name is Ora And. Can I make you something? Tea, perhaps?\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block18\">\n<p id=\"viewer-hqus\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Torin issued a look that was well-guarded, and strode off without another word. Perdita gazed back at him, and noticed how tall the man was when he passed the second statue. Vaguely, its features resembled his.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block19\">\n<p id=\"viewer-fb9eb\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201c<em>My dear!<\/em>\u201d Ora exclaimed, pulling a silken robe over her slim shoulders.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block20\">\n<p id=\"viewer-f93ll\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201cI will have whatever you do. No hassle.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block21\">\n<p id=\"viewer-c35n\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Ora trilled lightly, \u201c<em>no hassle!<\/em>\u201d and pulled her through a secondary door beneath a further expanse of the gray curtain.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block22\">\n<p id=\"viewer-f2shh\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Perdita found herself smile despite her discomfort at being touched. Ora sang as they walked: \u201ct<em>ell me everything, young duchess. Tell me your life and loves. Tell me, for I won\u2019t teach you, simply tell you\u2026<\/em>\u201d and on she sang as they practically raced through another hallway like barefooted children.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block23\">\n<p id=\"viewer-aqjve\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201cOra,\u201d a voice called, warningly. Both women turned on their heels to look, and saw a dark-haired man with folded arms and a stern look in his heavy face.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block24\">\n<p id=\"viewer-e0qmr\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201c<em>I fill the foreign\u2019s with dreams, papa. That is all<\/em>,\u201d Ora continued to sing.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block25\">\n<p id=\"viewer-fg3vt\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201cI will have civility,\u201d he called as they continued on, but the girls ignored him.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block26\">\n<p id=\"viewer-8a7k1\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> \u201c<em>Oh dreams, and screams, and ultimately hatred. That\u2019s what they all say, I know. Don\u2019t be lonely, my dear. Don\u2019t be lonely\u2026<\/em>\u201d Ora sang.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block27\">\n<p id=\"viewer-67prm\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Perdita felt the tune swell in a part of her mind that she didn\u2019t recognize, and her thoughts were suddenly universal in capacity. Or was she just a distant star? The song was an unknown magic, she had no doubt of its powers.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block28\">\n<p id=\"viewer-2tp2u\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"> Ora and Perdita rounded another corner, and what she saw next gave her gasp.<\/span><\/p>\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block29\">\n<p id=\"viewer-75nab\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\">\n<div data-hook=\"rcv-block30\">\n<p id=\"viewer-5kqte\" class=\"mm8Nw _1j-51 iWv3d _1FoOD _3M0Fe aujbK iWv3d public-DraftStyleDefault-block-depth0 fixed-tab-size public-DraftStyleDefault-text-ltr\"><span class=\"_2PHJq public-DraftStyleDefault-ltr\"><em>To be continued&#8230;<\/em><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/main><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Midgard\u2019s treated foreign nobility fairly and richly, and made them feel higher than the norm. 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